Amusical # 02 - If I Only Was A Perve

Well what with it being the weird bit between Christmas and New Years, we're all sitting round eating way too much and watching loads of old crappy films on TV. That being the case, it seems apt that I post this. After all who doesn't enjoy The Wizard of Oz. It's a fine film full of wonder and heart. But have you ever watched it and thought 'what this movie needs is a good dose of perverted licentiousness?'
No? Well I did, and this is what I came up with. You do kinda need to actually know the song to enjoy this properly. Let's see if youtube can help us there for those of us who are less cultured. Ah there it is.
Enjoy!

Amusical # 01 - My Fetishist Kinks.

If you're mourning the lack of future blog updates here's something to lighten your mood. Possibly.
It amused me anyway.

My Fetishist Kinks.

Buttplugs in asses and stockings on long legs,
Tight collared necklaces, nipples in clothes pegs,
Tough metal binding chain with lots of links,
These are a few of my fetitishist kinks.

Cum splattered faces and mouthfuls of semen,
Bullwhips and horsewhips and asses I'm reamin'
Fuck me in public, it's all just hijinks,
These are a few of my fetitishist kinks.

Dressed in white panties with knee socks, I flashes,
Pissing right onto my nose and eyelashes,
Taking huge cocks down way past my larynx
These are a few of my fetitishist kinks.

When I'm horny,
When I'm a minx,
When I'm feeling wet,
I simply remember my fetitishist kinks,
And then I want all I can get.