Yup. New post ahoy!
News just in: I'm really fucking shit at blogging.
Yup. I was right.
This is why I've taken the dramatic step of changing course and seeing if any of you are horny & foolish enough to actually purchase my work. I keep getting told I'm good and its this or get a real job which will severely impact on my masturbation/chat schedule. So it's worth a go.
Yup that's right I'll be releasing a book of stories sometime next year. They'll be done as an ebook so you at least can just wipe the screens clean.
More news to follow once I've written a SHIT load more sexy shit.
Also if any of you want to:
A - design a cover for me which includes NO copyrighted images
B - edit my work to a professional standard
C - get me a real publishing deal with paper involved
D - just give me lots of cash out of pity.
then I would thank you very muchly.
Anyway best get going now, there's always more time to waste.
PS as new re-edited versions of the stories on this site will be included the ebook I might take them down or all but one. You have been warned!