Tell your friends! (and minor rant!)

  I want more people reading this blog!!!

  I've got twitter and all those things as my sidebar shows, but I don't know how to drag people here to join in the fun. I really don't have the time or the snazzy new-fangled £100 phone to spend half my day tweeting and jumping up and down in public view, I'm way too busy writing the short story collection atm. The blog share sites are just bullshit, blogs filled with people just spouting off about anything, only concerned about themselves. (ha!)
  I don't think mine's that bad. At least I put up some actual content rather than just what falls out of my head.
  I work hard for you people!

Oh fuck me, she's only gone and done a new post

Yup. New post ahoy!

News just in: I'm really fucking shit at blogging.

Who agrees?

Yup. I was right.

This is why I've taken the dramatic step of changing course and seeing if any of you are horny & foolish enough to actually purchase my work. I keep getting told I'm good and its this or get a real job which will severely impact on my masturbation/chat schedule. So it's worth a go.

Yup that's right I'll be releasing a book of stories sometime next year. They'll be done as an ebook so you at least can just wipe the screens clean.

More news to follow once I've written a SHIT load more sexy shit.

Also if any of you want to:

A - design a cover for me which includes NO copyrighted images
B - edit my work to a professional standard
C - get me a real publishing deal with paper involved
or
D - just give me lots of cash out of pity.

then I would thank you very muchly.


Anyway best get going now, there's always more time to waste.

Red.


PS as new re-edited versions of the stories on this site will be included the ebook I might take them down or all but one. You have been warned!