Oh fuck me, she's only gone and done a new post

Yup. New post ahoy!

News just in: I'm really fucking shit at blogging.

Who agrees?

Yup. I was right.

This is why I've taken the dramatic step of changing course and seeing if any of you are horny & foolish enough to actually purchase my work. I keep getting told I'm good and its this or get a real job which will severely impact on my masturbation/chat schedule. So it's worth a go.

Yup that's right I'll be releasing a book of stories sometime next year. They'll be done as an ebook so you at least can just wipe the screens clean.

More news to follow once I've written a SHIT load more sexy shit.

Also if any of you want to:

A - design a cover for me which includes NO copyrighted images
B - edit my work to a professional standard
C - get me a real publishing deal with paper involved
or
D - just give me lots of cash out of pity.

then I would thank you very muchly.


Anyway best get going now, there's always more time to waste.

Red.


PS as new re-edited versions of the stories on this site will be included the ebook I might take them down or all but one. You have been warned!

Chat Now On Site!

Hi guys, just to let you know I've been messing around with some chat applications over the last few days and I've dumped that silly tiny chat room I used like... *once* and I've stuck in a chat application on this site. Oooh, I know. Go *me*!

So if you look at the top of the page, there's a set of links, like home, about, and a chat one too. It's just a wee widget tho, so I'm not sure how it will work really. Or if I'll ever use it  cept in emergencies. But hey ho. that diverted me for about 15 minutes anyways. Perhaps all my fans could get together there and praise me. It's only a suggestion. You don't *have* to...

Red.

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Update - chat seems to be utter shite.