30 December 2011

Amusical # 02 - If I Only Was A Perve

Well what with it being the weird bit between Christmas and New Years, we're all sitting round eating way too much and watching loads of old crappy films on TV. That being the case, it seems apt that I post this. After all who doesn't enjoy The Wizard of Oz. It's a fine film full of wonder and heart. But have you ever watched it and thought 'what this movie needs is a good dose of perverted licentiousness?'
No? Well I did, and this is what I came up with. You do kinda need to actually know the song to enjoy this properly. Let's see if youtube can help us there for those of us who are less cultured. Ah there it is.


Picture the scene, a strange land called Oz
Four new friends walk down a condom strewn road
They're all on their way to see the Pervert of Oz
Hoping he'll help them be less repressed and give in to their base desires.


If I Only Had...

(The Watersports Scarecrow)
I could wile away the hours,
Indulge in golden showers,
(An' by that  I don't mean rain),
And 'tween my legs be scratchin',
Right there amid my thatchin',
If I only had no shame!

It really is no riddle,
I just enjoy some piddle,
In my mouth, like I'm a drain!

With the things that you be thinkin',
I'm thinking you'd be stinkin',
If you only had no shame!

(The Watersports Scarecrow)
 Oh I could tell you why,
 I'm really not that pure,
 I could think of doing things I never did before,
 And then you'd stand and pee some more.

I'd present my anal muffin,
And shortly you'd be stuffin',
Until you make me lame,
And it would be so dreamy,
If you could make me creamy,
If I only had no shame!


(The TinyMan)
When a man's got little mettle,
Then thrash him with some nettles,
Til his skin's torn apart,
And I am sat here rubbing,
Imagining I'm sub-ing,
If I only was a tart!

Don't be tender, Don't be gentle,
Grab a crop and go quite mental,
And then force my cheeks apart,
I'd be slaved to my mistress,
Give her pleasure with my dis-tress,
If I only was a tart!

 Tie me tight to your bed tonight,
 Then whisper it so crass,
 Do you take it in the ass?
 I feel a prick, so thick!

Oh to feel a cock inside it
To split my ass and ride it,
And leave me cummy farts,
I would feel hot and chipper,
With my cheeks to your zipper,
If I only was a tart!


(The Transvestite Lion)
Oh I'm sad, I'm not a sissy,
I was born to be a missy,
Without a bulging curve,
Yes I could be called bella,
Be a girl, and not a fella,
If I only was a perve.

My thighs shout "look between us,
And gaze upon your penis",
A cock I don't deserve

Yes I'd gladly wear a skirt,

(The Tiny Man)
I'd be a bondage convert,

(The Watersports Scarecrow)
I'd thirst for golden squirts,

If the Pervert is a pervert we can serve,

(The Watersports Scarecrow)
Then I'm sure to feel no shame!

(The TinyMan)
A tart!

A whore!

(The Transvestite Lion)
A perve!

Anywho. Something properly sexy soon, I swear it!



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