Poll Results & Other News!

Well, I don't think that *any of you* took that last poll seriously in the slightest. Tsk! So to punish you I'm withholding the results. That'll teach you.
I'm having a serious lack of imagination right now as far as polling ideas go... if anyone has any good ones my mail's right over there somewhere ---> But in the meantime, there'll be no poll until I feel I can trust you all to cast your votes! (And I get a great idea!)

Other News


It does seem that you're a selfish lot out there, I've had a *very* poor response to my Q&A post below, with just a few solitary mails and a *pity* comment left! Pity! Grrr. Well anywho, there's still a couple of weeks left to run on that one, so any Q's for you which keep you tossing at night... you know what to do!
... I don't know... I try to be interactive... this is what I get... *sob*

There *will* be more stories and stuff coming along soon for those of you who click on me everyday and have been leaving rather disappointed of late (or should I say leaving still 'pointing'?). But I've had lots of stuff going on recently, with school and some personal issues, so my mind's been rather distracted. I'd ask you to bear with me and normal sexy service will be resumed in a short while. I've got something rather special brewing in the pit of my mind which I'm sure you will enjoy once I get it out...

That's about that for now in Red News, I do hope you're well!

Red.

Poll Results - Cum Shots

Well, the most important votes cast this week have been calculated and the results are in!

• Inside her 32%
• In her mouth 21%
• On her face 18%
• On her ass 8%
• On her tits 7%
• On her stomach 5%
• On her feet 3%
• Other 2%
• In a glass! 0%

Our studio experts all agree that it was a fairly predictable outcome. Although I have heard a rumour that the face and the mouth are planning to for a coalition cumshot to oust 'inside'. But talks are still on going at this stage... Now over to Suzy with the weather...

(Does that count as satire?!)

New Poll

Hmm well honestly its late, I'm tired as I type this and I'm feeling silly. So indulge me!

Poll Results - Locations

Hmm, well it seems this poll wasn't so well received with many less people answering it than previous ones. But still I'll continue to ask you stupid things just to make sure you're all still alive and awake.
Anywho, using percentages to make it look more impressive here are the results of this weeks poll on where people most like to have sex...

• In Cars 1%
• The Beach 3%
• On Trains 3% 
• On Planes 5% 
• The Garden 5%
• A Bed 19% 
• A Club 21%
• Wherever I Want 37%

I'm not sure what that says about us all really, other than we're a split bunch, with a large proportion either exceedingly daring or dangerously desperate when it comes to sex, and a lot of the others quite content to just make those springs squeek once a week. Very glad to see the beach got hardly any votes tho. Sand. Grrr!

I think I voted for the club, which you've probably guessed after reading my last few posts. there's something about the atmosphere and the proximity of other people that does it for me.

New Poll

Haven't thought about this at *all* yet. Let me make tea and try and think of something to capture your imaginations...

[makes tea]

Slurpppp... ok. Here goes, this one's mainly for the manly men out there. After my blog on cumming I got a tremendous response from guys, so its clear y'all like to spread your seed on women like butter on toast. So this week  I want to know where you most like to cum on a woman.

Poll Results - Costumes

Well, a shock result was produced in this weeks poll, well when I say shock... I actually mean an utterly predictable outcome. Oh well, so in reverse order here are the scores...

• Hooker  (1%)
• Cheerleader  (3%)
• Bride (6%)
• Maid (9%)
• Mistress (11%)
• Other (11%)
• Nurse (14%)
• School Girl (42%)

If you're reading this and rolling your eyes at the outcome and you didn't vote, well then next time vote. It only takes a click. Like you're too good to vote in a poll....

I was a lil taken aback by the lack of votes for the hooker look. Some of you guys have more class than I'd given you credit for! And the nurse outfit coming second utterly surprised me too. Maybe I oughta check the prices on ebay for lil upside down watches...

New Poll

The new poll's in keeping with the blog fantasy I'm currently in the middle of, I'm going to be asking about your favourite places to have sex, most of which will be outside of the house. I'm being thematic. Yay me.

Exhibitionism pt2

I will get round to finishing this very very soon, for those of you on tenterhooks about its conclusion. But I'm starting to get into exam season which means reading lots of dull stuff and thinking about things other than sex. Also I might revise the first section of this piece as I'm really not happy with it. Anyways, I'm about all blogged out for the day and I just have to poll to do before I get to reward myself with a nice cup o' tea, and possibly even a biscuit. If I'm good.

Red.

New Poll - Costumes

Hey, was curious to know what are your favourite costumes and outfits that you'd love your significant other or fantasy fuckbuddy to wear. If you checked the "other" answer, feel free to leave your answer below.

Gosh darn it! I only just remembered that I forgot to include the Furry option. "As A Giant Squirrel".

I'm sure you're all big and horny enough to make you own Nuts joke to insert at this point...

Red.

Poll Results

Ok guys, the results of the poll are in. And they make disturbing reading. For me, at least.

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The results are as follows

My Sexual Experiences? (64%)

My Sexual Fantasies (64%)

My Online Roleplays? (36%)

"I'm an opinionless retard" (4%)

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Now taking a leaf from the current UK Govt. I am going to largely ignore the views of my loyal subjects and instead do what the hell I like. Cos you know. Democracy's a fallacy. Deal with it.

Teehee.

Only kidding, I will include some tales of real life things I've experienced, but the ones involving other people alongside me are more on the dull or comical side of the coin. But maybe that's what you all want, to ridicule and humiliate me publicly... now there's a thought!

But the customer is always right. Cept you're not paying. And you were wrong.

Anyway I'll be putting a new poll up later and I'll be also blogging if I find the time between revision and revision. The blog will be about my first steps into the wonderful wet world of oral sex. The giving side of it anyway.

Also, going back to the poll for a moment or two, I do appreciate the fact that you opinionless retards out there are at least smart enough to realise what you are, and I hope you're happy with it.

So a new poll... hmm what will it be about... best go get my thinking cap on and get some brain medicine, otherwise known as tea.

Later guys,

Red.

Just a note on the Poll

Just as a side note for the poll above - my real life sexual experiences are kinda dull and, let's say... short!

Edit - Also if you have any other suggestions for this blog I'd love to hear, leave me a comment below!